A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..


"It is a dark time for the NBA. Although the Finals had been won two years ago by the deceased former Jedi Knight LeBron James of Cleveland Cavaliers, Imperial troops of the Warriors have driven the rebel forces from their hidden bases across the NBA and pursued them across the galaxy.


Evading the dreaded Imperial Warriors, a young new group of freedom fighters led by Luka Skywalker have established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Dallas.


The evil lord Darth Durantula and his master Darth Chef Curry, obsessed with dominating the Western Conference, have dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of the NBA…."