Rating system sucks. Rating system should be 1 - I'd fuck or 2 - I wouldn't fuck

Kenneth Branagh's 'Hamlet'

4/5

Pretty great adaptation, film looks grand-scale and beautiful.

Why does Chrome hate me so much?

I'm sick of this.

Mhmm.

K.

Batman vs Superman

Considering how bad the RT score is, I expected something truly awful. It wasn't even that bad.

Pros

Batfleck is the best part of the film. All his fighting scenes are great. I like how they changed from Nolanverse into a comic book style with him. His Bruce Wayne isn't really that convincing. It's just Ben Affleck. I think his directed films will be good considering he's an accomplished and good director at this point.

Wonder Woman was surprisingly not as awful as I thought she was going to be. They made her strong as hell tho. Stronger than Superman you'd think.

Visuals. Zack Snyder. Dude needs to relax all the way with that slowmo shit. It's as annoying as prime JJ Abbrams lens-flare fetish

Cons

Jesse Einsenberg tried way too hard in this shit. Hammed it all the way up. Seemed like a corny Joker performance more than anything else.

The run time. Holy shit. I felt like this shit would never end. I was squirming in my seat.

The Superman/Lois shit is cheesy. Just stop. They would do unnecessary shit with it at the most illogical times. Like in the middle of a giant battle with a nuclear 20 foot monster.

End battle was a CGI fest of grand proportions. I was actually closing my eyes at some point because it was no different than Transformers. What was happening didn't even matter or make sense. Just loud noise and explosions. 

All in all, I'd give it 2.5. I don't regret seeing it but I didn't pay for it so maybe I'd think differently. It really was too long.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


2/5


Basically what SugarHill said.

It was bad.

Hey, Steve Nash edited my post.

Not cool.

This makes me sad, he's taken so much shit since his casting was first announced and he was by far the best part of the whole film with Wonder Woman.

Now he has to take more shit.

It could have been so great. Fucking Hack Snyder, man.

lol high hopes for his efforts. Good man. Unnecessary hate.

Really?

I'm a dingus.

This actually made me excited for a solo Batman film.

The Big Short - 4/5


Thought this was a super well done movie for a seemingly boring/hard to pull off topic. Steve Carrell killed a very different type of role for himself, and Chritian Bale did what Christian Bale does in nearly every movie he's ever been in. I'd highly recommend this if you've got any interest in the housing crash or even politics / economics in general. Had me laughing throughout while simultaneously educating me. 

Luck of the Irish - 6/5

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