mj reveal? I thought everyone knew she was mj already.

Vulture was good not the best marvel villian but the best spiderman one. Im glad they didnt make it about parkers uncle or parents or any rehashed shit again and vulture seemed more human and less comic book evil.

Logan was much better wonder woman was abit worse. I dont have an overall ranking of mcu movies but i liked it more than the most of avengers and cap america movies. Deadpool guardians dr strange were better off the top of my head.

I went in drunk as shit and was so happy they used ramones. This generation gonna hear that shit just like my generation did. Classic music lasts. 

how dare u. u know i fuck with punk  B-|

ay if someone said i like gilbert arenas wouldnt u think they know more basketball than that? 

what other bands do you like

I liked JL, I don't think it was good, at least not Avengers good. A little too much CG for the fights, fights have no tandem combos, humor was hit and miss, and some other gripes.

Why is Batman being so careless about his identity and security? Why doesn't Batman have a real Supes contingency plan like idk, Kryptonite?! How is it that the bad guy can't detect the third cube until it was out of the box?

Have u seen it? If u see any articles about  this remember where u heard it first

review?

The Rosez Review: There be spoilers

I think it did its job well enough. Tons of action balanced with strong actions from the characters we've grown to love over the last decade. We saw Witch admit she cares deeply for Vision and how they feel about each other, only to have to deal with having to kill the android man she loves, and then watch as he comes back only to die again, before finally dying herself RIP. Tony having to conquer his fear of Thanos and how he's felt for the last 6 years. The Hulk being afraid after getting his ass kicked (more on this later). Groot go from mature teen tree to helpful adolescent tree to ash, RIP. Tony almost grow up enough to call Cap and admit he's wrong. Strange weirdly becoming less self-absorbed and willing to trade the certain destruction of the universe in exchange for the potential for Tony to live a bit longer or a lot longer depending on which side of the 50 he's on. All of that is great and the movie shined in those sequences, but those aren't the Russos strengths. They're great at action scenes, not character actions or plot actions, and the movie mostly had those same feelings.

Every action scene Thor's magnificent return, to Thanos fighting on Titan, to Cap defending Witch and Vision, etc. All worked. Splendidly even. Like best action scenes they've done and certainly the best action scenes in a comic book movie probably ever. You really can't put enough praise on that. Especially when we see Cap struggling to fight Thanos and Thanos' reaction as he put up valiant effort before getting bitch slapped. But with that said the movie fell short for me in the emotional scenes aside from Brolin's Thanos ones. So basically the non-Gamora featured ones. Brolin knocked it out of the park and Marvel had a great villain which is simultaneously surprising and unsurprising since we've had six years of this guy kind of lurking around the universe that we sort of but didn't really see with no character exploration.

BUT WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND!!! Why did he need Dinklage to make the Gauntlet!?!?! Remember how badass this scene was:

So great Hela says the one in the vault is fake (in Ragnarok), and so Thanos takes the other hand's gauntlet to Dinklage to have him make a real one? based off of a fake one ? Did Thanos think it was legit until then? If so how did he know that Strange faked him out initially on Titan? Seems weird to me that he doesn't really know what a fake gauntlet would look like but simultaneously knows what a fake stone is. BUT!!! That opens up a whole new box of worms!!! Because Thanos had it made after Asgard had been destroyed but Asgard was destroyed recently and we know Age of Ultron takes place years before Asgard is destroyed.....So he just decided to bebop over to the star at a completely random point in time YEARS after he originally stole the gauntlet, have it made off of a fake model, then decided to go fuck with Thor and Loki real quick exactly at the same time Asgard was dying/moments after its collapse? Okay Marvel.

Which is why they needed someone, how do I say....nerdier to handle the writing. Someone who understands how to do a deeply emotional scene, someone who understands comics, actions, time, continuity, and I don't know....exposition? pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2015/04/13/13-joss-whedon-avengers.w529.h352.jpg

Alright alright enough with the negatives on that.

I enjoyed the representation of every character. I felt like everyone of them was written and portrayed the same way they have been previously which is hard to do in a cast of dozens of unique heroes, especially ones meeting each other for the first time. I really liked the girl power fight scene in Wakanda. I even enjoyed the most badass spider-man suit ever. I felt like they nailed the tearful goodbyes
www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/leaving.gif the action was great, the CGI was on point, Brolin deserves massive props for nailing the character he basically had done for like 40 seconds before, and the Russos really nailed his portrayal and how utilitarian he is in his methods, and how "fair" the 50/50 is in his quest for balance. It was nice. He seemed a bit remorseful when he needed to but still dedicated to the cause.

Random moments worth mentioning on their own merit for things I liked:
Red Skull!
"I am Steve Rogers"
Wakanda Forever
Rocket and Thor's relationship.
Bye Bye Loki
Anything involving Tony and Peter
The Guardians stuff, although Knowhere was kinda weird. But the goodbye wave from the collector was cool.
Scaredy cat Hulk
Black Widow being cool
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!!!!
The potential of Shuri wearing the suit in Avengers 4 (plz god)
Star-Lord being jealous of Thor
Gamora growing to like Star-Lord more openly, and the I love you.



Random moments worth mentioning but not really explaining I didn't like:
Motherf-
Captain Marvel tease, Y U NO SHOW HER SUITED UP AND ONLY PAGE HER!!!! Actually I'ma hop on my pedestal for a quick tick, we really gonna have her show up in Avengers 4 as a bail out device to beat Thanos? yikes, enjoy the feedback from Men's Rights Activists lol. Boy you better nail that movie or your ass is grass.
Aunt Robin
No reconciliation with Cap and Tony, or use it as the basis they fail to defeat Thanos at least. COME ON!!!!
Scarjo as a blonde
Star-Lord not saying "I know" when Gamora says I love you. If you're gonna do forced comedy in dramatic scenes (i.e. the scene where he promises to kill her Drax kills the moment, and I was literally thinking how cool it was they were just gonna keep the tension and drama before I heard the crunch) DO THE STAR WARS REFERENCE GODDAMMIT!!!
-Drax ruining my romance scene


And yet in spite of all these complaints, I'd still give it a perfect 6/6 Infinity Stones.

They call me Mrs. Robinson for a reason!

I legit thought he somehow sent a page out to Adam Warlock, since we haven't gotten a single hint from him since GotG1. I agree with you, they better not fuck up this Captain Marvel angle.

I'm hoping they can somehow bring in Silver Surfer for the next movie. Have two heavy hitters (Warlock and SS) against Thanos.

See, that's what I was expecting as well. Warlock. It makes more sense and you don't run into the sexism issues that you know is gonna pop up Maybe Nebula and Tony find his cocoon or something on Titan? I feel like they've gotta bring him in, but it really doesn't seem like they're going to do it. 


I just think it's really weird how they did that. That's not how I would have introduced her, and I think how they did that is a bad idea. Conspiracy Rosez suspects that the green suit was actually their initial plan and that was gonna be surprise cameo footage. Really not sure why they didn't use it as an opportunity to just show us the real costume and make up for the garbage shit we've seen so far, since we're probably gonna see that from papparzzis anyway.

I doubt it, the deal supposedly isn't gonna be done until next spring/summer. Not a lot of time to bring in SS for reshoots. Only way that would happen is if Fox just let them use him anyway. That reminds me, I loved the Heimdall/Banner is Silver Surfer thing. That was really fucking incredibly smart of them to do.